Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja
I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.
by humansvs aliens January 01, 2017
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Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
by Pickle Reeves May 04, 2023
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Ninja Dick

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!
by TheGingeyy November 04, 2017
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Community dick

Community dick is the male version of community pussy. They care so much about the community, that they practice practice practice so they make sure they are the best pipe layers they can be... And they do it all for the sake of there community. With that being said, u better keep the antibiotics close cause he don't discriminate where he lays that pipe.
Kendra be getting all mad acting like she don't know zeta is community dick. Everyone knows Zeta is community dick and Angie community pussy of Salem Oregon. For God's sake Kendra, you act like u don't know who he is
by uDontNoWhoIAm4Godsake April 06, 2024
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Dick Delight

They tingly feeling im your dick after an orgasm that remains for hours.
I feel so relaxing after getting blown in the woods by that stranger. I can feel it now many hours later. Total dick delight.
by Muckyfingers82 November 06, 2024
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
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