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Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.
by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022
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the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.
Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.
by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023
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Dick

Jonny's dick is very stiff of watching porn
by Darthjabo May 17, 2022
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dick nigga butt man

nigga 1: dick nigga butt man that boi
nigga 2: oi fuck you to
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Dick

I went to suck the water out of the dick
by TheDictionaryDiction June 16, 2021
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Dick-tac

A rude guy with a tic-tac size manhood.
...did you see that car swerve in front of me?? This dick-tac cut me off!!!
by MNtransplant December 8, 2019
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Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018
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