Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Dirty bean

A lovely young lady that loves attention seeking and getting slutted out with nothing in return !

Ayeee bruvah did you knock that dirty bean down from the club last night

by Shuge dollaz January 13, 2023

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by The Observer (kadenbane) June 30, 2023

dirty glock

Dirty Glock, aka Jackie, is one of the best mfs in YB Cord, this mf Jackie so cute bro. Omm I just wanna date him so bad rn. As im writing this bro im just thinking bout him. But hes also kind of dumb, keeps begging for Rodney role. Chipping in, I also hate his spam pings. But hes one of the best musical artists ever.

Jessie: I LOVE Dirty Glock
Iceyy Redd: I'd take death over his spam pings
Homixide: Jackie? I done jailed that mf like 1000 times
6lime: Im so gayy
Jaz: JACKIE IS MINE!
Suraya: No hes MINE!

by ellystrueno July 1, 2023

Dirty Hefin

When you rub your dick against a lamppost in the middle of winter and your tip gets stuck yo the pole.

I did a dirty hefin last night.

by hellohellohello028492 July 2, 2023

Dirty Jor-El

Is when you have intercourse with a woman that has her buttocks hanging off the bed/couch with her legs open and held back while you drop your pelvis repeatedly and forcefully onto hers for maximum penetration.

Your mom’s favorite sexual position is the Dirty Jor-El.

by SFRangerMoJo July 2, 2023

Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 2, 2023