The Dirty Jijo is a sex act involving three consenting individuals: a couple who are both drug addicts and one partner’s ex. The couple will begin to make out while the ex stands in the corner of the room filming the scene and masturbating to it. As the couple progresses in their foreplay, the ex will begin to edge, letting it be known that they are enjoying themself. While the couple engages in sexual intercourse, the ex will repeatedly scream the chorus of Buddy Holly while simultaneously throwing burning blunts at the couple to distract them and interfere with their recovery processes. Once both partners orgasm, the ex will give up their edging streak and cum as well. After all participants have settled down and cleaned up, everyone will carry on with their merry lives, and the couple will restart their recovery journey with a nice greenout.
Hey man! Gertrude and I pulled a Dirty Jijo last night. It was wiiiilllllddd. She’s in the ER after all that weed put her in a coma.
by thatastronomyguy December 09, 2024
When you’re a nurse who, accidentally and without realizing, makes a man cum while washing him. You think it’s urine until he says “thank you”.
by Lizzzy pop June 05, 2020
by Wildkatcrazy January 08, 2018
by You right January 21, 2022
Is a man who likes to eat grated cheese from his partner's nipples while other men licking his dirty asshole and a Granny watching him
Niklas: What do you want tonight?
Blanka: I want to do a dirty Niklas …wait I get my grandma hehe.
Niklas: And I get my beloved cheese.
Blanka: I want to do a dirty Niklas …wait I get my grandma hehe.
Niklas: And I get my beloved cheese.
by Achselschlecker321 March 07, 2024
by Ben mcg September 10, 2020
When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.
by Fart Maniac June 15, 2023