dick-a-fied

When your girl friend is sexually satified.

Girl!!!! I'm feeling so dick-a-fied this morning. My man dicked me down real good last night.

by YouresTruely August 11, 2017

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 2, 2021

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Dick whipped

The act of pistol whipping a man's penis.

Kris fucked around with the wrong guy the ther day and got dick whipped.

by Tripdrip October 10, 2020

Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.

Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick

by Mq Gucci gang June 8, 2019

Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018