Grab dick day

December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.

Josh: today’s grab dick day

Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick

by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019

dick

A male private part that they pee and fuck people with.

I had a good time when he decided to fuck me with his hard dick

by Moan as I fuck ur mom January 21, 2022

eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"

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by pp slapper May 9, 2023

Dick

This is you

Peter writes this is you under the definition of dick

by Used by someone else March 2, 2020

Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female

“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”

by Malcolm the coolest October 24, 2022