Hung Dick

a Hung dick is a dick penis or cock which is SUUPER big like when i mean SUPER big i mean GIGANTIC and it is super attractive to ladies and can start the amongus sussy baka shit
girl: Honey what kind of dick do you have?

boy: Have a hung dick. wanna fuck?
by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023
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Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.
After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.
by the1000thon May 05, 2025
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Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole
Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
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The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
by BeanieBitch October 06, 2020
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thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
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Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl
by Muddy buddy December 07, 2018
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