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Milf day

It’s milf day grab a milf and celebrate
by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023
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International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.
Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.
by Greg761 September 17, 2025
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Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
by StogieBoi September 13, 2020
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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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National Freaky Day

𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 -𝙱𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 .. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢.. 𝙶𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍..
There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didn’t mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said “ today is national freaky day “ so be as freaky as you want.
by LED Lights November 23, 2020
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Marin Country Day School

A bunch of rich kids that walk around and act cool but are not. They cry when they get below a 90% but laugh at other people when they do badly. Everyone is very insecure and has a wide range of problems. There is a no-bullying agreement that never is looked after and is often broken. While some kids talked about regular things, people from MCDS discuss their future carriers and talk about how many phones they had. MCDS prides itself on being a sporty school, but we have never won a single game of basketball because we are all really bad when it comes time to play. Countless boys pose as a skater but have never touched a board in their life. The few people that do skate go hardly noticed because they are usually the unpopular kids and no one cares if they do, but if one popular kid touches a skateboard people automatically think they are going to the Olympics. IF a girl does not bring there pumpkin spice latte to school they will suffer from extreme withdrawal and go home to their 30 million dollar house. There is 0.01% of kids that go to MCDS and are not complete dicks. And those kids are the people that leave the school after 1 year because they have been bullied into leaving.
person 1: hello

person 2: fuck off your from Marin Country Day School
by Katherine Dinh March 6, 2022
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Reenating Day

May 5th a national holislay for all rees :D
Person 1: Today is Reenating Day!!

Person 2: What even is that😂
Person 3: It’s a national holiday, you noob
by sarah fr🙈 March 5, 2022
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