Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

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Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.

This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.

by kwis9 March 28, 2023

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orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

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Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

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Dicked down

To pound a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024

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