Dirty howattzer

When someone thinks there cat is a dog so they go to the cupboard to get peanut butter to put it on there hooha but then remember that they have a cat and not a dog but still proceed to make there cat do the act.

Example: “Tommy- man I fuckin’ pulled a dirty howattzer last night I was high as fuck on acid”

by boatedRus April 14, 2025

Dirty Ragnar

When a grown male teacher captures little girls and takes them to their basement and fuck the shit out of them. afterwards he brutally kills them and proceeds to go yip, yapperen, yappest the dead bodies for hours.

1 "Have you heard what our teacher did?"
2 "no, what did he do?"
1 "he pulled a Dirty Ragnar"
2 "NO WAY!"

by HV3M3RBR0 September 19, 2023

Tennessee Dirty Girl

When a large overweight man is held in a gay man's ass with a double-sided dildo. A girl typically bisexual then mounts the gay man's penis. If the overweight man is a squirter his bussy squirt can be used as lube.

Drew pulled a Tennessee Dirty Girl with Bman and Grace in exchange for 3 wagyu points.

by Bigdipper160 May 4, 2022

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022

Dirty Sanchez

When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.

My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night

by Deputy Law Dawg August 17, 2019

Dirty Phenix

When bust all over chocolate chip waffles and your friends eat it

Yk Tally gave Brody a Dirty Phenix

by Dirty Phenix September 13, 2025