My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.
by PieterVermeulen September 14, 2017
A sexual act - Girl in reverse cowgirl, boy sticks a lump of coal up her ass. boy cums inside, then she squats and pushes the coal out her ass and dribbles cum on his chest.
by KingdomCum83 December 11, 2024
When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
by MrMooftySanch June 16, 2021
When you're in Mathclass and the teacher suddenly forces you to give him a rimjob whilst holding the quadratic formula in your foreskin.
by your.dads.lover October 24, 2023
When your ex midget brakes up with his girlfriend and you ask to be their sex partner whilst with being another man.
by PanVan November 24, 2022
When a foreign man accidentally steals your girl and decides he will put his moustache up her ass and lick off the shit
by JizzoLizzo July 16, 2019
by Platinampere May 22, 2025