national kelise day

on national kelise day , all you do is be nice to a kelise and do anything she wants you to :)

“oh shit it’s national kelise day!”

by wooohoooo444 September 12, 2023

Hit a line day

On november 11th is national cocaine day (11/11) 2 for each nostril 🦜

Its a hit a line day 🦜

by Liluzi206 January 26, 2024

Doggy and Chicken Wing day

Day for women to have in passive sex positions, as answer to "Steak and Blowjob day".

My Girlfriend wanted to get fucked on Doggy and Chicken Wing day.

by EdSheeranFan69 April 21, 2021

April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that

Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!

by 48494939297264 April 08, 2022

day of the ratchets

October 31st aka Halloween. The night girls can wear whatever slutty costumes they want and it's acceptable. A bra booty shorts and cat ears makes you a cat on this day. The day women can let their inner ratchet out.

I love day of the ratchets. I can dress like a complete slut and the other girls can't judge me!

by Rykoknowsso October 31, 2015

national girl ask out boy day

a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12

girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to

girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)

by TheMeansMaster October 29, 2021

International Power Bottom Appreciation Day

Held every October 30th. A day celebrating power bottoms and their contribution to the gay community. Tops often celebrate this day by gifting their favorite power bottom(s) their favorite lube.

Karl gifted his favorite bottom a jar of coconut oil on International Power Bottom Appreciation Day.

by gdiz916 October 14, 2024