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Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.
She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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Bugger Dick

Also known as Bugger Balls; meaning anyone as stupid and potato faced as Brendan Schaub(a severely retarded ex MMA turned podcaster who is the laughing stock of the Internet due to his abysmal IQ level and horrific cringe content including moronic conversation and lack of self awareness).
Did you see Bugger Dicks "Special" The Gringo The Papi? What a fucking retard
by Metal Rain March 21, 2024
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Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point
Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!
by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024
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Pickup dick

Seen more frequently in rural communities, this roadway denizen is found driving a large pickup truck, often lifted, sometimes with a large smokestack - like exhaust pipe belching black diesel smoke from an overwide pipe behind the cab.

These drivers are always pushyand and ill-mannered. They cut off other drivers, must always be passing, sometimes even dangerous.

It is rumored that the size of their actual dick is inversely related to the size of their truck and its exhaust pipe.
That pickup dick just cut that lady off, and that diesel stench is awful!
by Elric of Melnibone March 22, 2024
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Dick snot

When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time
I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary
"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
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Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia
Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.
by Jacktplier March 26, 2024
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