penis virginity

when you open the dickhole and you put roaches in it and then scream “lobotomy” on the top of your lungs

“Bartholomew did you just perform and penis virginity again, i thought i told you to stop that

by honeycombpussy12 November 24, 2022

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Virgin

People who play League of Legends.

1: Hey Stevenn, did you have sex this weekend?
2: nah man, I did something even better. Play League of Legends!
1: literally get bitches you pathetic virgin.

by Firebirb November 27, 2022

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Infina-virgin

The Infina-virgin is the ultimate no nut lifestyle where you dont even look at your dick never ever break the no beat code and never see porn

Random person: wanna fuck
infina-virgin: nah cant Im living the Infina-virgin lifestyle

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu December 1, 2022

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The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.

Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”

by Adonis22 January 6, 2022

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