WHORE UNCLE

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!

Yesterday, my uncle turned into a WHORE UNCLE

by CumStainUncleShagger September 22, 2019

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

nicolas uncle

He’s one dead guy, probably rotting away

Nicolas uncle isHe’s fucking dead

by Hsjwhgwhdvdh November 24, 2019

cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020

Kush Uncle

Your uncle that always sits in the car smoking the good kush.

bruh my kush uncle left his kush in his room. We cheifin' now bois

by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020

Kush Uncle

Your uncle that sits in the car smoking the good kush

bro my kush uncle gave me some of his kush. We cheifin' now bois

by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020