Turtle Soup

When you finishing off Noct. You get Turtle soup.

He sprayed his turtle soup all over her!

by Noctshell October 25, 2025

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Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

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Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

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turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.

do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
blueispretty

by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022

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ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

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