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Turtle-stabbin

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.
"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."
by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018
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sticky turtle

When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.
Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle
by Old dab rivers February 14, 2018
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dirpy turtle

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017
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Turtle

CUTE ANIMAL (and might bite ur fingers off)
Me: IM A TURTLE
Friend: NO UR NOT
by PoopyLife101 October 25, 2019
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peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
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Turtle

A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
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Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.
Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.
by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019
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