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Tom

Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.
Tom is so fucking hot, I wanna give him the most delicious, sloppiest, scrumdiddilyumptious head
by LakeyChan June 26, 2022
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Tom Kaulitz

Emily: Bill Kaulitz is so sexy XD

Anna: Yeah but Tom Kaulitz is hotter

Emily: They’re literally twins

Anna: I don’t care I want him inside me
by softceIl January 21, 2024
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Tom mollett

Someone who can give it out but can’t take it
That guys crying because I called him fat even tho he said it to me. He’s such a Tom mollett
by Adama johnsone June 12, 2022
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To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.
I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”
by Vane April 29, 2025
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Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist
Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.
by Urban TDog February 7, 2023
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Tom H

Tom H is a Human who has friends who thinks he is an emo. Sussy boy 7000
Tom H is Emo
by Tom.Hodg April 17, 2022
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Scoot tom

Wowowowkw its scoot tom
by PahHHah September 2, 2020
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