Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.

Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008

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michael kennedy

Gay boi

Oh thats a michael kennedy

by Bob warrant April 19, 2018

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a. The steretypical name of a person who is a sadboi, or always pretends to have depression even though it's obvious they aren't, much like Karens are used for obnoxious women in their late 30's/40's or Kyles for young men ages 19-early 20's who pretend to be "macho" or badass
b. alternative term for a sadboi

"Did you hear how Mikael/Michael always gets sad whenever we talk about relationships?"
"Stereotypical Mikael/Michael, always the sadboi"

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Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.

Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.

by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011

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