Movado cock

When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.

In that gangbang, we didn’t stand a chance against Tom’s movado cock.

by Hashtagthecreepyguy April 19, 2019

Cock Hopper

Someone who hops from cock to cock because they're insecure with themselves. They also think they need this attention, because there is something deeply troubled with them.

John Doyle is a cock hopper.

by mynameisNOTtom September 5, 2010

horse cock

Slang used by electricians. It is a tube of braided metal coupling that is flexible and used to grip multiple conductors together in 1 conduit

Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”

John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”

by Frank Fappa July 5, 2020

Cock Destroyer

An absolute queen who knows EXACTLY what to do with that cock until it finishes. She's super confident about her skills, and loves to flaunt her bootylicious body.

Max - ugh I'm so tired. My girlfriend's an absolute cock destroyer gah

by glitterglamsparkles October 10, 2019

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

Cock Walker

A male street hustler.

Everytime we drive this way I see that guy. Yeah! He's a cock walker and tht's his corner.

by Gulliver1953 August 23, 2008