Jake

This is a boy commonly reffered to as cute, has awesome taste in music, is a radical sk8r boi, slays sweet puss, and only fucks with big titty goth bitches.

Jake is such a rad dude, I bet he fucks all the big titty goth bitches.

by SadBoiRadBoi January 3, 2018

Jakes

A word for the police.

Rah he got bagged by the jakes

by tee amour April 8, 2020

Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO

Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing

by Hopelessbitch June 4, 2022

Jake pauler

a group of demons that haunt the L.A. area

"ugh im pretty sure my house is haunted by a Jake paulers, their lowd and obnoxious all the time man

by sky.cloudie June 13, 2020

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.

5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"

by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021

jake rabbit

Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.

Oh shit it's Jake snake and Jake rabbit, they are cool.

by Phil the ill October 27, 2013