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sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
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sleep teaser

The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.
"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."
by Zebra Cakez June 29, 2016
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sleep

basically a drug used by humanity since the beginning of time.
go get some sleep.
by vanexla January 1, 2021
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sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.
"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."
by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016
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Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 13, 2018
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Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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