imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
Get the sleep monkeysmug. by Zebra Cakez June 29, 2016
Get the sleep teasermug.
Get the sleepmug. by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016
Get the sleep lumpmug. A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours
Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 13, 2018
Get the Sleep Curvemug. A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
Get the Sleeping slutmug. 