October 25th

National fuck your best friend day!

Wanna have sex?
No
It’s October 25th
BET LETS DO IT

by Owen11111-11 October 21, 2019

October 25

National call Connor a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Connor and not get in trouble.

Boy:Hey Connor, your a pussy!
Connor: what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 25, I can call you a pussy and not get in trouble.

by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

October 22

National slap a sophia day

Sophia: hey how are you guys?
*Lillie comes over and angrily slaps her*
Sophia: WTAF WAS THAT FOR??
Lillie: sorry, it’s national slap a sophia day, October 22

by sadbish October 21, 2019

october 22

slap a nigga named timothy national holiday

boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day

by hdkdndjsndb123 October 21, 2019

October 22

National hug a sophia day

Come one let’s hug sophia!

Why?
Cuz it’s October 22!! Duh

by Dumb.rat.hoe October 21, 2019

October 22

National give your boyfriend a slap on the ass and a kiss day this day is a free for all to do what you want to your weird bf

Hey bae it’s October 22 come gimme them cheeks

by Briathegreat October 21, 2019

October 23

National lick your curtains day!

Go up to a curtain and lick it!

Guy: go on, go lick the curtains, its October 23!
Other guy: ugh, fine.

by Yummy curtains October 22, 2019