Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI January 25, 2016

Nut Rot

When you fuck a thot that has previously been inseminated by another man

Friend: Hey bruh last night I fucked some bitch from the cutz and her pussy be smellin extra stanky
Me: My nigga that’s nut rot

After my niggas ran a train on this thot her pussy smelled like nut rot

by Lil Turkitdurrr November 19, 2018

Bust a Nut

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch

You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch

by dankboo November 27, 2018

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018

Ooze nut

The type of nutting were the cum oozes out.

Bro i ooze nut.

by Ur mummy hella gey November 8, 2018