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gooty goat

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
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Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot
by gootygoat January 8, 2012
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unicorn goat technique

A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.
Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.
by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017
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GOAT

Messi is the best player of all time
Yeah,Messi is the GOAT
by Messi_Goat2345 March 19, 2023
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Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet
by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022
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Goated

shorter term for really cool

Games, person, etc.
“Yo this game is goated”
Yooo you’re goated”

“That’s goated”
by ttgoatedtt May 5, 2020
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goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.
"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
by d a r k September 15, 2021
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Goated

Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".
Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)
by Jonakand February 24, 2025
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