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Jack n' Jack

Masturbating while eating food from Jack in the Box (preferably those shitty tacos.)
James: Hey bro, you doing anything this Saturday?
Julio: Probably gonna get baked and then Jack n' Jack.
by SlapShaft February 4, 2017
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Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure
Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.
by DickGirl January 13, 2020
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Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".
Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower
No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower
by Dentor January 16, 2020
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cock n block

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone
ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.
by linkø January 31, 2020
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Karmyn(n) :D

This a good person, they are really good at remembering things and just love to hang out or chill. You want a Karmyn(n):D as a friend. They will love and and appreciate you. They may argue or have disagreements with you but the anger will end and you will continue to be friends. They're favorite food is Dino chicken nuggets.
Emma: "Hey karmyn!!"
Karmyn:"Hi, I got u smth!"
Emma:"What is it?"
Karmyn:"It's a stuffed llama!"
Emma:"Awww thanks, ur the best friend anyone could have!!"

Karmyn(n) :D
by EmEmoEmu March 12, 2020
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Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020
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