milk crate mechanic 

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

milk crate mechanic by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

Quantum Dick Mechanics 

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

Quantum Dick Mechanics by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

Tom the affordable mechanic 

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

Tom the affordable mechanic by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface 

K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

tower of strategic mechanics 

A sc tower in ring 6 of jtoh.

Tower too easy? Embrace gbj!

I just fell in Tower of Strategic Mechanics f6 gbj and fricking died
Epic

tower of strategic mechanics by gitilivy February 25, 2023

Mech Bosses (Mechanical Bosses) 

The name for the trio of bosses (The Twins, Skeletron Prime, and The Destroyer) in the game terraria. Usually fought in hardmode. (After Wall of Flesh is defeated)

You: "I just entered hardmode, who do I fight?"
Friend: "The Mech Bosses (Mechanical Bosses). I suggest fighting The Twins first."
You: "Thanks."

Mech Bosses (Mechanical Bosses) by cullybug September 4, 2023

The Cowgirl Megan 

When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.

My husband was being a cock last night, so I gave him the cowgirl Megan

The Cowgirl Megan by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023