Mark

Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault

Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK

by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022

Mark Fact

100% True, don't even have to bother double checking.

"Shut up, Dan. If it is a Mark Fact, we do not need to fact check it.

by NotNotMark August 20, 2022

Mark

nicest person you’ll ever meet. Cares about everyone around him and has the biggest heart.

Mark saved my grandfather from dying last week

by notusingmyrealnameUD August 20, 2022

Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022

MARK THE NARC

A person who blames you for something that had nothing to do with you and rings your local doctors clinic and police telling them that you sell pills 💊 to school children down the street.

I got cut off my meds and cops are searching me all the time ,this has mark the narc written all over it .

by KEEPitREAL100% September 1, 2022

Mark

A dim-wit whos a bit slow in the thinking department. Very imaginative and can never tell a story the same way twice. It is impossible for Mark to cook anything other than toast and a coffee, tho it takes over an hour.

Person 1: Did Mark make you a coffee yet
Person 2: No not yet, should we do it instead?
Person 1: Thats Mark for ya

by Woofwoof123 September 10, 2022

mark

mark is someone who is friendly and is a mystic master

look at mark mastering the mystic

by bark 4 healz April 26, 2022