king wook

King of the homeless population in boulder, CO

Yo king wook was looking cute today

by Ridley Acherson December 8, 2022

Zest-king

An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.

Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.

by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022

king adrock

a member of the beastie boys band

"king adrock is my favorite out of all the beastie boys!"

by shadow_07 July 3, 2023

King Harris

A waste of space bitch who can’t get a pull, usually gets his girl stolen and can’t jump fences or gates.

Is that king harris ?

Yeah stay the fuck away from that greasy mongo.

by king harris 32 July 20, 2023

Clutch King

Jamie Elliot, of the Collingwood football club

"The clutch king has done it once again!"

by Julesyyyyy July 23, 2023

Yanxi King

(noun) a Yanxi is one of the smartest puppies on the planet
when she wakes up at any time of the day, she always opens ig instead of reply her friend's message
sometimes her friends do the same thing, but she is never angry

and she will the happiest little puppy for now and forever

sherlia is yanxi king's papa

by sherlia November 26, 2021

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021