Jews

im not kanye, i dont hate jews
by Doctor Birmingham Sandwich October 24, 2023
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A person with a short nose who hates money
Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet
by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023
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You're a Jew you don't believe in hell.
Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
by Hym Iam July 06, 2022
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Jews

See? Not allowed.
Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”
by Hym Iam October 12, 2022
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I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.
Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.
Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.
by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023
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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 03, 2020
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