Jaking it

the act of Jake from Adventure Time masturbating.

I'm Jaking it.... I'm Jaking it....

by TickleBots February 1, 2025

Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020

Jake

jake is a lovable guy. he most likely has curly hair. jake is tall, but yet sad. he enjoys giving people messages, and is very caring. I bet he has a inny belly button

wow look at that guy with a inny belly button

Yeah thats Jake1

by Booby wood December 9, 2019

Jake

He or she is nice and funny but is pretty short.

Hey look its a Jake.

by Aplesaus November 18, 2019

Jakeing

Jakeing or to Jake
A verb
When given a response you don't you don't like, respond with the lowliest insults that you truly feel immediately without escalation.

Paul said no to Plisken,

Plisken started ''jakeing'' out on Paul, he told Paul he's a lazy fat human and will never be strong ever and he's incompetent and impedes his daily funtion.

by Gaslord September 6, 2018

Jake

A absolute fuck tard.

Jake your such a fuck tard.

by Cheek clapper 123 May 6, 2020

A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.

The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024