Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019
Get the Jake Citrin mug.The type of guy you think is sweet and caring but turns out to be manipulative. He will one hundred percent drop you as soon as something better comes along and will probably rub it in your face. Jake has a lot of friends that are girls and will try to have sex with all of them. Takes rejection very poorly and is easily offended. Egotistical and loves talking about himself.
Rebecca: “This guy told me that I was a four out of ten and then asked if I wanted to have sex with him!”
Jessica: “He sounds like a total Jake! You should definitely ghost him before he has a chance to drop you.”
Jessica: “He sounds like a total Jake! You should definitely ghost him before he has a chance to drop you.”
by underwaterclare June 16, 2019
Get the Jake mug.A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)
Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend
by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019
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Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
by Black male August 4, 2019
Get the Jake mug.He is a chill friend but is an asshole at the same time. He thinks he’s the shit and can wheelie a bike but can’t pick it up for his life.
by Jake meola August 4, 2019
Get the Jake meola mug.A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
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