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Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018
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Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.
Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!
by Longer September 10, 2018
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Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace
I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com
by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011
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Internet

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.
by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021
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fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
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the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
by xtinaok March 10, 2015
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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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