Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

JKGB's Internet Plague

JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.

JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms

by ITP_PNG January 28, 2024

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.

“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”

by slap8008135 January 29, 2024

Internet Goblin

A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)

Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin

by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024

internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022

Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.

"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."

by geekforbrains January 6, 2023

a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)

"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."

by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023