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Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.
Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao
by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021
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Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.
Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no
by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021
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A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.
"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"
by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021
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Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!
by shamdog6 July 21, 2021
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Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh
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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021
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Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.
John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.
by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021
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