white people

normally snowflakes. lie about going outside a lot, never leave there house, causing them to stay super white in which they complain about being white
person 1- "dude, you're so white".
person 2-"yeah, I'm so utterly confused why".
person 1-"probably cause you sit inside all day".
person 2-"i do not such a thing".
person 2-"okay".
person 3-" white people"
by i dont know shizzz January 04, 2021
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Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.
"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."
by MM132 May 25, 2015
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white people snack tray

those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒
“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”

“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”

“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”
by jonah bastard bitch October 17, 2020
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Punch tall people month

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you
by ConfusionTrix October 03, 2022
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world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"
by a tall person 101 November 02, 2021
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The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.
Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
by someone thought of you October 29, 2010
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National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day
"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"
by yomommapoopiebaka August 02, 2022
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