Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

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Miranda Rights

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

Miranda Rights should not under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who commit acts of terrorism on United States soil. A terrorist in The United States should have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

by Sexydimma May 20, 2014

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right down

Someone who surprises you by how into giving oral sex they are. Possibly tries to downplay or deny interest in front of friends. If male, may seem to prefer giving oral sex over penetration.

Alan's right down--stayed there for hours then went home. Total trip.

by slapmagnit October 5, 2013

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Right

What I have a right to do is not going to matter when I kill that kid and then myself.

Hym "What I have a right to do isn't going to matter and you'll regret this more than I will."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2024

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Elon's Right Eye

Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!

Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2025

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