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emo stalker

A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend.

They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.
Emo Stalker: 'OMG! He's so cute! Awwww...I want to go out with that emo boy!'

Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."

Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*
by l.i.n.g December 17, 2007
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emo fun

emo fun is when an emo is just sitting there with his or her music in the dark, usually with a mate. if with a mate the emo may be doing a bit more than just listening to music (if you get my point)
The emo couple sat in their basement and had "emo fun"
by emo_star333 November 13, 2007
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Emo Food

Taco Bell at About 2:30pm (When school gets out)
always in groups, so they can share a cheese n nachos
Nachos split 6 ways is Emo Food
Emo Food ---> Hey guys im starving, i could go for a tortilla chip
by Chaosyst July 27, 2006
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emo josh

a person who loves taryn to death. he uses the phrases "PEANUTS" and "have you ever looked at the rainbow and thought why is that pink elephant blue?". He is not obese and likes pizza. can usually catch im with a chocolate milk in the mournings. and loves you aswell =D
person1:hey look theres emo josh
person2:oh where?..hmm oh emo josh ..probaly eating himself with a spork again
by josh12321 February 15, 2008
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emo sandwiches

A sandwich which consists of an abnormal amount of onions that makes you cry
kyle and his dad sat around listening to simple plan eating their emo sandwiches crying their little emo heatrs out
by big andy c January 3, 2008
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emo bisexual

Another emo-based redundant term, with the first being the same definition as the last. An emo bisexual is anyone in the emo scene, due to the fact that bisexuality (real or contrived) is an essential part of the bland, unoriginal, and self-deluded, false-genre known as emo.
A: Is that emo kid an emo bisexual?
A: Duh. All of them are.
by Marcus Solomon November 16, 2007
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Emo Panda

Term given to the ridiculous amount of eye make up, combined with the black clothes, and white, pale face of a typical emo.
"look at that emo panda, it looks the same as all the others, how unique..."
by william scholes October 18, 2006
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