December 10

December 10th is the day where you force your guy bestfriend to tell him your crush. If he don’t, you have a right to kick him up his balls

Hey, It’s December 10th, you gotta tell me ur crush!

by Susan Trait December 9, 2020

December 23

It’s national lemme eat your ass day so your girl gotta let you eat her has no matter where y’all are.

You: let me eat your ass(while in supermarket)
Her: no we in public dude
You: it’s December 23 and that’s national let me eat your ass day
Her: fine (pulls pants down)

by Suiiiiiiiii December 22, 2021

December tan

Having very pale skin and not being ashamed of it.

Her December tan is way more original than the spray tan.

by SSerafian August 15, 2011

2nd December

If u dont respect your better half than this day will show it.

Do everything as your lover say and the other day switch.
Student: why u dont buy him this for 2nd December
Other student: because i dont love him
This means that u have to buy everything for only this day.

by Dontforgetaboutlove December 1, 2021

December 13

It's national kiss the girl/boy you love day!
So go ahead and kiss her you got this!!!

person1// so what day is december 13?
person2//dude ist national kiss the girl/boy you love day, so you kiss the person you love!

by yourlovedealer December 12, 2019

December 26

National No One Cares Day

December 26 is the day after Christmas and everyone is happy so no one cares.

CC: HEY!
CC: SHUT UP I DONT CARE

by real news lamp December 26, 2020

Smash December

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once

Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month

by Clout queen November 27, 2018