Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017

cold call

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin

better cold then hot cold call

by lilelf223 August 11, 2021

Killen cold

When the water is so cold it's "Killen" you

"Oh yeah, that's Killen cold!"

by Jsg520 April 18, 2018

Cold Tourette’s

When it’s so cold you can’t stop repeating, “it’s f**king cold” or similar noises uncontrollably.

“I think I’ve let the house get too cold and am feeling it now. I’ve got cold Tourette’s”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”

by ROxford February 13, 2023

cold sec

as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite

an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute

person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich”

other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”

by Chongla May 18, 2019