Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.

“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly

by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022

christian

the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever

hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye

by prince ash May 9, 2022

Christian chamberlain

To get things done in a timely matter, to be a perfectionist, to be on time. To reach an assigned goal.

I'm going to christian Chamberlain these reviews,

I will christian chamberlain to 35% pro coverage.

by Christian chamberlain March 6, 2019

A Christian

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.

For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.

by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

Christianity

Christianity A mental illness Similar to schizophrenia thinking a sky daddy god is real and Can be heard When someone speaks in tongues and saw and felt and learned about in a biblical Delusional book

Hey These abrahamic Believers must be Delusional and have a Mental illness Called Christianity so Sky daddy syndrome is real Jesus Christ unholy Messiah they need help

by Lucifer's prince July 8, 2022

Christian

A man who puts himself before everyone and puts to much confidence in himself .

Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.

The man named Christian: look at all these people saying such nice things...
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD

by anonymous November 2, 2022

Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023