You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the If you spend enough time around Christianitymug. A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
Get the Bleacher Christianmug. Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
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by Timcal July 19, 2018
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