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Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.
Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...
by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013
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half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me
by half a job November 5, 2015
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Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
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1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.
My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!
by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023
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Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.
Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023
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half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
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