Adam Gardner

Spekky muscly bicep kisser mcdonald flipper

don’t be an adam gardner

by Jarksonclos February 6, 2024

Adam

The best guy someone can ask for, he's kind, generous, goofy, cute, adoring, smart. What more can you ask for with a guy like Adam! EVERYONE NEED AN ADAM IN THEIR LIFE! <3

"Hey, have you seen Adam?"
"Yeah! He's over there with his friends!"
"God I love him."

by `g. April 11, 2023

Erika and Adam

Two best friends going to school together where Adam has a crush on erika. Erika is hot with big tits and a fat ass. She looks like a supermodel. Adam has greasy hair and a small dick. Adam loves Erikas fat ass and big tits and wants to lick them but Erika wants a dick that is bigger than 2 inches.

Adam: Hey Erika
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small

by VinesMoney736 April 12, 2023

Adam

Adam is a another word for the most amazing man i ever broke up with on the bus in two thousand two. I wish I spent my whole life with he has the biggest heart in the whole world and i would be so lucky to spend the rest of my life with him. FOR MY LION ADAM

I want to show adam how much he is worth.

by URLioness13 April 23, 2023

Adam

Type of guy to drive a ford ka and steal traffic cones

Is that my hairdresser, no it's adam

by Luke coyle 2772 April 24, 2023

Adam

Adam well he’s something like serendipity, where ever I go he’s never very far from my mind!

Well there’s dough eyes, that guy is a real Adam!

by FifthofJuly April 24, 2023

Adam

someone with a strong work ethic, Loves woman and treats them with respect, is nervous and shy to talk with them, but when he does the girls usually befriend him. does not have a girlfriend really wishes he did. asks girls out but seems to always get rejected. is as tough as nails and doesn't seem to let things bother him except when a girl breaks up with him. even if she isn't his girlfriend he will still be very sad that he lost her as a friend. Most of the time he is in a good mood and has a up beat personality loves to have conversations with people and at times can come off as intelligent. he is savvy. when in a competition with him be prepared because he hates to lose and tries his best to succeed in life. doesn't really have any friends yet seems to get along with everyone.

Person 1) man Adam is amazing his always knows the right thing to say

Preson2) yea its kind of annoying

Adam) I wish I had a girlfriend.

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023