Chiseled turn

When someone makes dumb slow mistakes

James made a chiseled turn playing a game he’s such a loser.

by Red Ben Clemson March 26, 2025

just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.

"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"

by br@t April 14, 2025

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

just turned 19 in poland

turning 19 in poland = serving in the military this has been turned into a way to tell someone they’re serving, eating, cunty, or just look hot

girl 1: “oo period you just turned 19 in poland”
girl 2: “thanks so much queen”

by frankoceancomeback May 2, 2025

not-turnal

The behaviour of sedentary people, cats, and other creatures that are seemingly active during neither day nor night.

There's never going to be a good time for him. He's not-turnal.

by Ivory Dynamite July 26, 2025

It turned from a cookout into a cock-out

Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).

"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

by Bestil August 25, 2025

Alex turner

The hottest motherfucker EVER
(even if hes 39 nearly 40)

Bob: “bro ima alex turnYOU ON

puebert: “ BET (as long as your alex turner)

by bobwasnteverhere November 6, 2025