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wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled
Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking
by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018
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Faga-woods

That faga-woods has a fine ass.
by Latin homosexual April 11, 2019
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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 28, 2021
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wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 5, 2021
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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.
I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.
by hotjude February 14, 2022
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