turtle

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

Turtles

The most beautiful living creature are turtles

I like turtles

by ArceusGods December 24, 2016

Cringe turtle

When you hear something so cringe that your heat retracts into your chest like a turtle

Someone: Hey I just took part in my schools talent show, I sang Riptide on my ukulele.

You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle

by _goose March 5, 2021

atomic turtle

Atomic Turtle is a league of legends player known for Yasuo, he plays on the server eune and has been recognized for being one of the best Yasuo's in his elo.

That guys Yasuo is so Atomic Turtle

Is that Atomic Turtle?

by ThatOneCommunistGuy October 22, 2017

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025