Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler February 01, 2016

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 09, 2010

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018

turtle savvy

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.

Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....

by Savviest turtle around September 01, 2023