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real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music. perfection exists.
by kudekeem March 27, 2024
mugGet the real.mug.

Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke
*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real
by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022
mugGet the Realmug.

real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
mugGet the real poomug.

For real

used in questions to express surprise or to question the truth or solemnity of what one has seen or heard.
"are these guys for real?"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
mugGet the For realmug.

Real nigga

A man who has his priorities straight. Has a future. Knows what he wants. Has full education. Has his job but is in the streets without being in jail.
Aye there go sliz he a real nigga
by Turntnig June 29, 2025
mugGet the Real niggamug.

bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.
Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.
by Fucking_asshole January 19, 2021
mugGet the bin realmug.

Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.
"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.
by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023
mugGet the Hes Real.mug.

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