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Animal League of People Dodging

The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.
Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
by someone thought of you October 29, 2010
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Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.
"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."
by MM132 May 27, 2015
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Group featuring old people.

This group is made up of 4 ridiculous teens that believe they are are related in odd ways.

But there is many more things that might make people worry for these teens.
This Group featuring old people. is quite odd.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
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people with the middle name grace

people with the middle name grace are... special. They are always the people in the friend group that give off that ' crackhead energy' (you know what I'm talking about). whether they're rolling on the floor ripping up tiny pieces of newspaper and screaming about their wooden dick, pissing themselves with laughter about a picture of a tiny green man in your german classroom or if they are spilling an entire box or hairbos and then running into a busy road to say hello to the druggies while piss drunk at a party, they are always a good laugh... for ten minutes until u hate then and resort to smacking them with a pencil pot
classmate: damn does Iona normally sit on the floor cutting up tiny pieces of cardboard during the lesson.
me: yeh she always does that. her middle name is iona
classmate: OMG THIS LITERALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. SHES AN IONA? SO THATS WHY SHE IS SUCH A CRACKHEAD
me: yeh people with the middle name grace are just like this
by Lolzarefun November 26, 2019
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The fantastic people's republic of awesome

A micronation on the continent of Australia with a population of about thirty people. At one point tobacco and plastic bags were illegal, but later decided the ban was unconstitutional. Their motto is,"If it's fun then it's legal, unless it is infriging on someone else's right to do so, in which it to illegal." They are considering selling titles such as baron and baroness to gain revenue. The micronation Sealand also sells titles.
by Tippycano August 2, 2016
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people are just fucking stupid

Damn poor u 😔
I can’t say nothin here soooooo.....people are just fucking stupid so I can even POST THIS 🙄
by PotatoQueenAA December 5, 2020
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Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞
“Your so annoying

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”
by Allieinit April 25, 2021
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